If you feel like your bowels have gotten a little arrogant lately with their “regular” activity, it’s probably time to shake things up a little. It’s important to constantly keep your bowels on their toes and the best way to give them a wake up call is with a heavy dose of cream cheese, chili, melted cheese and jalapeno’s … otherwise known “Man Crack.” After you’re done eating the entire dish it’s very important that you remember to run outside and punch a squirrel in the face because it takes a real man to eat something called “Man Crack.”

















