Drunken logic at its finest. These are the moments I LOVE the internet.
According to a police report, he allegedly tried to purchase vaginal sex from an undercover officer for $80.
And this isn’t his first offense–or mugshot. According to the Miami New Times, he has a laundry list of offenses that include “disorderly intoxication, solicitation of a prostitute, possession of weed, and burglary.
But really– can you blame him for any of that?”
Here are mugshots from another arrest this year. And no, I don’t know how he’s still alive…
Do you think if his old man ever yells at him for getting into so much trouble and says things like “If you had half a brain”, he stops mid sentence realizing what he said… just sayin’!